Most people who say they know me claim I’m the best hype man there is. In a way, it gives me a great feeling coz they say whenever I give my hype to them, they usually feel on top of the world. This is not because I’m simply praising them with beautiful array of words that gets to the head but because my words comes from a place of love and sincerity which also goes to the hearts and that’s really all that matters. So permit me if ever you see friends of mine who enjoy falling my hands by shouting “Hypeeeewoman of life”, they mean it. They know the same time my brain decides to shift another wavelength, I’ll also waste no time in telling you how I really feel at the moment. It’s the capricorn in me you know😂(I’m serious I needed to say that, it’s my friend Dr.Iheoma small bombom, who quotes stars and constellations when she needs a great excuse for her uselessness😂❤) I still love you though and I miss you and the entire room 19 hostel F till this day. But this very moment is not about you so darling girl,bye😂.
It’s been so long writing to you lot on here and believe me when I say it’s also from my heart I write this to you. Like all good things which is saved for the last, I’m here to act the part. I’ve decided this blog post would be a movie review,hype,shoutout or something of the sort, believe me it was not the plan. I did intend to write you all a love letter to explain my disappearance and absence the past few months but this, this very review is long awaiting.
Around this season last year, I did make mention of things and gifts one can engage in during the holiday season. Kemi Adetiba’s “king of boys” was on my approved OG check list.
A solid long year later and I’m here to say I finally got to watch the movie and believe me Looyeh did not hype the movie the way it should have abeg.( I kept searching for your name in end credits Egbon mi, I’ll still go back to search ko?)
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You may wonder why I decided to wait this long before seeing this movie. I’ll give you a great response and it had to do with me giving my support. I didn’t want to watch the movie any other way than a way Ms. Kemi would gain from my viewing or something which means I refused to illegally download if I was not going to the cinema.
Fast forward, you know how you find yourself rooting for and loving someone or something you know is bad for you but you cant help yourself?? Yh, that’s how it is when you see the portrayal of the various characters in KOB. My darling mommy Toyin Tomato otherwise known as Mrs. Eniola Salami(OBA) made sure of it. I’ve never wanted a villain to win so bad at life like I did Mrs Salami. The way she bodied the character by being a sweet dear mother to everyone, friend and victim alike whilst still being “…Laburu, God’s worst punishment in a person” is deserving of an oscar award and any other award made available.
I’ve always had a crush on Reminisce. I mean ibile anybody… that’s my man. Everything he did and said in that movie, I stand by him and wholly support him my darling Makanaki. He interpreted his role so well, you may almost believe he is not a rapper in reality. You know how most girls have a thing for bad boys blah blah then hope to change them to be good men?? Na lie. I want him to love me while being Makanaki and not bother changing who he is😂 keep speaking to me in your beautiful language Oko mi❤
Odogwu Malay himself 😂 Illbiss oga boss another person in the underground world. He did well. His punchlines were comic relief to me when necessary abeg.
Ms. Tones!!💣 That’s the tweet. The whole statement.
Other characters in the movie did their thing. I’m just here to love up on those characters I really bodied up to in the movie abeg.
The storyline of the movie is one of a kind. I didn’t feel the plot was dragged. It really made to describe the political system in my dear country. What goes on right in front of we the citizens and what plays on behind the scenes amongst our political leaders. Also reminding me how it is still a man’s world and I got to stand up for myself and make myself a seat at any table.
I do not want this to be a long blogpost seeing I’m just coming back here. We still have plenty to look up to ok?? In essence what I’m really saying is, I’ll need you to see #KOB coz it is an amazing movie and Ms. Kemi Adetiba should not be trifled with.
P.S: Dear Ms Kemi, do you really mean it when you sent a tweet alleging my darling Makanaki is actually alive hence KOB 2??
Oh…and it should be duly noted I really did not know what to title this post😂 You can call it creative licence darling, check my claim. It is a legit.
Compliments of the season you guys ❣❤
-datHausaIboGeh
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