Already you’ve read a lot of stories and seen a lot of Valentine’s day stories and it’s brouhaha, well this is not your typical love story. Believe that. My country slated her election day for the 16th of the month so you can imagine how a number of us had planned our valentine’s day down to the weekend. The plan was spend half a day with the side boyfriend and travel back to my polling centre the next day. Things were looking out the way I had planned them to and viola I found myself in my registered city amidst the stress and sufferhead life I embarked on coz the airport in my city is a joke and Arik Air is not one to be making last minute plans with. I found myself in my town by 10:45pm having left the east late in the morning also because “Amaka” is a name common to my people and we’re already used to her disappointments in regards to a lot of issues and services offered.
I do have a ton of questions Mr Chairman Sir, seeing the load of conspiracy theories being thrown around on social media. How is it possible you had almost an entire tenure to prepare for an election and you blame “logistics”. The very term used by a large number of Nigerians whenever they need to employ a big word to defend their inefficiencies? Baba oo🙌😂Sanu Sir. Sir, how is it possible INEC recognized these discrepancies in the process and only decided to halt the election by 0200hrs in the morning? Sir, I had not even slept for 2 hours complete before you made your announcements. “E pain me make I no lie” because you were aware of the majority of people who travelled just because of this. You abused my rights and had it been our country was more developed, this would have been an issue of national disaster coz you disenfranchised we the citizens but you my man are just the “Godfather”.
Tomorrow is the D-day, I’ve organized my tracksuit, face-cap and canvas for the elections. Canvas in case I do need to throw it away while I embark on my Olympic race. I have two charged up power banks, a functional earpiece,take away plate,bottled water and spoon with the phone number of my plug supplying me kunu for the day safely organized.
Image culled from my cousin’s instagram page.
My dear friends do endeavour to turn out and vote if you have your PVC with you. Your country needs you, also not forgetting your election day essentials🙏 My Kunu woman’s number is available though in case your polling unit is here in the Plaru too😂
P.s: We would move to Canada next week though. Believe that!
Wishing you a peaceful election…
-datHausaIbogeh 💫❤